Some funny quotes

[caydauden]

fun?
Life iz like a toilet paper; the closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
Practice makes perfect; but nobody iz perfect. So why practice?
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

I like the first quote, so meaningful although it sounds rude at first

[VnVision]

I like the first quote, so meaningful although it sounds rude at first

I like YOU, tomb raider.

[live 4u]

Trùi ui, zzui thật, vào đây e mứi bít

[hnguyenm]

If you knew you could not fail, what would you do?

[Anna.]

awesome, your posts are so funny... i found it easier to learn than others serious english lessons that i have to study in the books now. thanks

[emdichuahuong]

thế thì em dịch làm sao được ạ đến bó tay thôi ạ ai có thì chỉ bảo giup em với ạ

[napoleon304]

Bạn nào dịch hộ tôi cái

[huongnt]

không có khiếu hài cũng khó dịch được hay

[noname.cpp]

The only difference between tattooed people and non-tattooed people is tattooed people don't care if you are non-tattooed people.

[wildslash]

1 vote for number 1 .. )